Hello all,

Hey, you’re all here. Good. Sit down, and listen up… I have been given this forum, which I have nicknamed Even Flow. I consider it an even flow of random ideas and thoughts, but actually is mostly of an even flow ranting and raving, mixed in with my attitude about such things as wrestling, music, movies, and broads, all of which I have way too much of…..well except broads…I got one of those, and that’s all I need. I will let you guess if I meant that in a positive or negative way…

So you are reading and you are likely thinking, “Well, that’s great but who the hell are you?” That is not really important, because you’re reading. That’s important. Just call me a figment of your imagination. I don’t have the time nor the damn creativity to come up with a stupid nickname that sounds cool, so just call me…..Mikey… That a problem? Good.
It sounds sweet and nice, but it can also sound evil if said correctly, and that is the way I like it….

Now, on to my general rant, which is going completley opposite of any subject I just mentioned above…If you are not interested in social commentary or me getting pissed off about others, then you may want to skip this part and save yourself a good hardy verbal slaughtering about Ottawa and Quebec drivers, and if you live in Ottawa and Quebec and drive a car, this could relate to you…

I am sick of these people who don’t pay attention to the damn road, and don’t give a crap who they hit or where they go…as long as they are in the direction they are headed. They are on their phone, doing their makeup (yeah ladies, I’ve seen you do it…) or are so ancient they can’t see three feet in front of them and have their face mashed against the winshield, and give you that stupid mouth-agape look when they suddenly see you and hit the brakes. There needs to be a lot more unmarked cars roaming around and catching these people and giving them serious hits to their license and impacting the ability for them to come near a car.

Now, to hit an earlier point, I have to say that I got my woman a makeup case for her car because I felt it was easier for her to do her makeup while I drove so we would not be late for functions, and although that has not stopped us from being late, it has helped us be more on time than we were before, and apart from a little slip up here or there, she has mostly kept her makeup case in the passenger area. Sometimes we do not drive until it is taken care of, and although I know that likely is more for looks than safety, I apperiate it nonetheless, even though I show it in my manly way of being a smartass.

So, in my opinion, just drive your damn car without being stupid. Use common sense, and don’t put me at risk because you feel the impending urge to listen to your ABBA CD that is hidden under your seat. And senior folk, I have respect for my elders, and I get that you have places to go, but if you can’t see, then you can’t drive, and if you are going 20 in a 50 zone, that is just as damn careless as doing 120….That is a fact, Jack.

Also, on the other side of the timeline, I have to say that these stupid kids that drive like they are in the next sequel to the Fast And The Furious are completley ignorant to anything around them, and when they breeze by me, I always think that if they get their ass squashed by an 18 wheeler, well…..that’ll learn em.

As you can see, I take a pretty harsh stance on this sort of stuff, but you can call it tough love. You can expect that stuff a lot in this colummn, me being brash and outspoken about anything that comes to mind. Although I haven’t written in a while, this sort of awakened a beast that I had been quite fond of. This colummn won’t be always be stuff about how many people can’t seem to operate a automobile, but rather about life. Friends. Sports. Family. Broads. Whatever gets me fired up enough to make a stance. And if you have a problem with it, well…cool. You got your opinion.

This is mine.
Mikey.